{"product_id":"technospiritual-rebirth-in-unicorn-drag-tote-bag","title":"Technospiritual Rebirth in Unicorn Drag - Tote Bag","description":"Here, tech support becomes liturgy. A radiant unicorn, cast in soft power gradients, delivers a question that is both banal and divine. The staggered typography mimics the rhythm of repressed rage disguised as customer service, with each line a bead on the rosary of digital desperation. This is not a query, it is a ritual cleansing, an emotional defrag. Set against a twilight field of emoji-gloss aesthetics, the piece functions as millennial catechism: when in doubt, unplug. And pray.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223887462639,"sku":"6759292_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69256b096aac3.jpg?v=1764059935","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/technospiritual-rebirth-in-unicorn-drag-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}