{"product_id":"temporal-logistics-with-the-adversary-tote-bag","title":"Temporal Logistics with the Adversary - Tote Bag","description":"A diabolical portrait of late-capitalist timekeeping, rendered in sparkle-core hues and corporate-red typography. Lucifer is not a symbol of damnation, but middle management cloaked in HR language, Outlook notifications, and false urgency. This piece asks: when did evil get so... scheduled?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219707511023,"sku":"6821337_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922fb788c4d4.jpg?v=1763900297","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/temporal-logistics-with-the-adversary-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}