{"product_id":"the-cat-who-knows-the-secret-tote-bag","title":"The Cat Who Knows the Secret - Tote Bag","description":"A pastel oracle, crowned not with jewels but a carrot of irony, gazes forth with judgment. Its decree is simple: emulate the self that glimmers in the mirror of fantasy. What appears childlike in form is tyrannical in decree, an authoritarian cuteness demanding the viewer choose beauty over hesitation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47249543528687,"sku":"1387118_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692d67ec2b48c.jpg?v=1764583421","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-cat-who-knows-the-secret-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}