{"product_id":"the-cherub-of-rejection-tote-bag","title":"The Cherub of Rejection - Tote Bag","description":"A sacred assassin, wings unfurled, armed not with arrows of love but with artillery of disdain. The declaration “I rebuke this nonsense” is less caption than canon, a celestial proclamation that chaos itself will be met with divine machine-gun bursts of order. Baroque irony has never flown so high.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47249625088239,"sku":"2434304_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692d687eb5c07.jpg?v=1764583572","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-cherub-of-rejection-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}