{"product_id":"the-delegate-of-nowhere-tote-bag","title":"The Delegate of Nowhere - Tote Bag","description":"Here sits Chris Pine in solemn congress, wired into the machinery of global discourse yet vibrating with the ennui of misplaced destiny. His face, caught between apathy and prophecy, becomes a monument to the exquisite futility of being precisely where one had planned and discovering nothing at all.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47249528062191,"sku":"1877217_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692d67917c5ca.jpg?v=1764583331","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-delegate-of-nowhere-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}