{"product_id":"the-edit-defies-reason-tote-bag","title":"The Edit Defies Reason - Tote Bag","description":"An ecstatic tribute to one of the most deliriously irrational cuts in cinematic history: from Center Stage, where narrative coherence is shattered in favor of sheer stylistic euphoria. The infamous costume-change edit, illogical, jarring, and wildly perfect, is reimagined here as divine intervention. The dancers don’t dance, they transubstantiate. \u003cbr\u003e\n This is not editing.\u003cbr\u003e\n This is miracle masquerading as montage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221433204975,"sku":"9294180_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6924171b8dc79.jpg?v=1763972908","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-edit-defies-reason-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}