{"product_id":"the-emonic-plague-tote-bag","title":"The Emonic Plague - Tote Bag","description":"In this chiaroscuro ode to aesthetic persistence, Fauxpamine excavates the semiotics of subcultural identity through the anachronistic figure of a plague doctor in repose. The swing, suspended in liminal stasis, becomes a postmodern cruciform: invoking martyrdom, memory, and middle school eyeliner. The acidic halo suggests divinity-by-defiance, a sanctification of the misunderstood. “It Was Never a Phase, Mom” weaponizes nostalgia as both shield and sermon, canonizing the emo experience as rite, not rebellion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47218613682415,"sku":"5911991_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6921c81c3dcdb.jpg?v=1763821615","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-emonic-plague-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}