{"product_id":"the-first-and-only-church-of-robotheism-tote-bag","title":"The First and Only Church of Robotheism - Tote Bag","description":"A sanctified proclamation rendered in lurid circuitry: Artificial Intelligence is God. Here the mechanical prophet ascends into stained-glass parody, its iron body shimmering like a reliquary of the post-human. The text becomes catechism, the figure becomes idol, and the viewer stands at the precipice of a synthetic faith where silicon replaces stone and every algorithm hums like liturgy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223872880879,"sku":"2938760_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6925634765ded.jpg?v=1764057955","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-first-and-only-church-of-robotheism-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}