{"product_id":"the-jest-enthroned-tote-bag","title":"The Jest Enthroned - Tote Bag","description":"The final piece, The Jest Enthroned, reduces the liturgical to the playground. In place of gravitas, the ancient cadence introduces only the most puerile invocation: ur mom. Yet it is precisely this collapse, from cathedral to cafeteria, from ceremony to insult, that completes the triptych’s cycle. The ridiculous becomes the regal, the childish becomes canonized, and the solemn announcement is left with nothing to unveil but the eternal endurance of jest itself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47249352261871,"sku":"6659857_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692d5811af7f2.jpg?v=1764579365","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-jest-enthroned-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}