{"product_id":"the-jim-halpert-directive-tote-bag","title":"The Jim Halpert Directive - Tote Bag","description":"Jim’s plea—tender, managerial, and utterly defeated floats atop a shrine to performative stillness. The streamer, glassy-eyed before a frosted simulacrum of sustenance, sits as both subject and symptom: a generation rebranded as content. This is the modern work ethic, hollowed and looped. An ode to those who grind by doing nothing, beautifully.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223773462767,"sku":"6649616_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-69255242b0f89.jpg?v=1764053590","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-jim-halpert-directive-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}