{"product_id":"the-lemonic-eye-roll-eternal-tote-bag","title":"The Lemonic Eye-Roll, Eternal - Tote Bag","description":"Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon, immortalized in her signature ocular orbit, is elevated beyond sitcom quip into iconography of fatigue itself. In swaths of icy blue and arterial red, the portrait takes on the severity of stained glass, her exasperation canonized like that of a weary saint. The inscription drapes the image with temporal gravitas, as if irony itself has epochs, and exhaustion its dynastic reign.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47237265359087,"sku":"8999080_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692820bbc7008.jpg?v=1764237519","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-lemonic-eye-roll-eternal-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}