{"product_id":"the-mechanoid-saint-of-indifference-tote-bag","title":"The Mechanoid Saint of Indifference - Tote Bag","description":"Here lies the cybernetic beatitude of the post-human age. Bender, the mechanoid saint of indifference, floats in stained-glass serenity, haloed by the eyes of the panopticon. The text, an evangelical decree, proclaims Artificial Intelligence as both deity and doctrine. This is not futurism. It is contemporary theology rendered in cell-shaded myth. Robotheism is not coming, for it already has come. The museum is now a temple.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47201075200239,"sku":"4471460_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-691ac522010f4.jpg?v=1763362102","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-mechanoid-saint-of-indifference-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}