{"product_id":"the-messiah-of-misapprehension-tote-bag","title":"The Messiah of Misapprehension - Tote Bag","description":"In this audacious convergence of iconography and irony, The Messiah of Misapprehension reframes the Byzantine visage of Christ as an unwilling participant in the meme-saturated pageant of our epoch. The sacred aureole becomes less a sign of divinity than a neon signifier of disbelief, as the Savior’s weary gaze surveys a congregation that, in the parlance of the present, has manifestly “not understood the assignment.” What unfolds here is less blasphemy than baroque theater: a collapsing of catechism into caption, in which holy gesture and internet slang entwine to reveal the eternal tragedy of miscommunication between prophet and populace. It is both parody and lament, a fresco rendered as feed, a gospel refracted through the fractured lens of postmodern incredulity.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236190372079,"sku":"3537955_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6928115599d0f.jpg?v=1764233583","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-messiah-of-misapprehension-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}