{"product_id":"the-near-touch-of-cringe-tote-bag","title":"The Near-Touch of Cringe - Tote Bag","description":"One of Western art’s most reproduced gestures,the near-touch of God and Adam, is here hijacked by tabloid trivia. Rather than cosmic spark, the fingers connect through scandalous small talk about disgraced TV dads. The fresco of origins, meant to dignify humanity with divine breath, instead channels the disposable chatter of celebrity gossip.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236173431023,"sku":"4679894_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6928105817d41.jpg?v=1764233336","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-near-touch-of-cringe-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}