{"product_id":"the-windmill-of-futility-tote-bag","title":"The Windmill of Futility - Tote Bag","description":"From Edgar Wright’s The World’s End, a desperate swing becomes choreography of futility. Arms spiral like the blades of a drunken saint, carving the air with conviction yet collapsing into absurdity. The scene is both comic and tragic, a parable of devotion misplaced, where the body performs a ritual of loyalty unworthy of the man it seeks to defend.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47249091592431,"sku":"7106728_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692d52e627d6a.jpg?v=1764578047","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/the-windmill-of-futility-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}