{"product_id":"ugh-i-already-hate-this-tote-bag","title":"Ugh, I Already Hate This - Tote Bag","description":"A manifesto of premature contempt, this piece blends minimalist satire with Olympic gravitas. Layered in rainbow-hued anxiety and outlined in bold sarcasm, the composition interrogates performative optimism in a world allergic to sincerity. Her stare, a silhouette of dread, becomes a monument to the pre-cringe era: when we still had the energy to hope things might turn out okay.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47219678642415,"sku":"1427621_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6922eae302c8e.jpg?v=1763896056","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/ugh-i-already-hate-this-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}