{"product_id":"ummmm-i-know-wtf-im-doing-tote-bag","title":"Ummmm, I know WTF I'm Doing - Tote Bag","description":"Beneath its playful aesthetic of vacationwear and kitsch embellishment lies a biting post-ironic thesis on clout, credibility, and digital performance. The pastel palette masks a brutal cultural economy: worth is tallied not in wisdom, but in upvotes. The humble flip-flop, here sanctified with hibiscus and haloed in shimmer, becomes an icon of leisure-class authority. In this world, virality is virtue.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47218684461295,"sku":"1634528_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6921d02476957.jpg?v=1763823673","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/ummmm-i-know-wtf-im-doing-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}