{"product_id":"vision-board-messiah-tote-bag","title":"Vision Board Messiah - Tote Bag","description":"Rendered in monochrome linework with saintly rays, this Jesus of tract and pamphlet fame is drafted into Instagram-era self-help. Once the solemn redeemer of salvation history, he now shrugs, “put it on your vision board.” The sacred manual of eternity is overwritten with pop-psych affirmation, proof that even gospel can be resized to motivational poster font.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47236184473839,"sku":"9524363_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692810e66f39c.jpg?v=1764233467","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/vision-board-messiah-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}