{"product_id":"well-that-s-b-w-you-your-god-tote-bag","title":"Well that’s b\/w you \u0026 your god - Tote Bag","description":"Rendered in saccharine hues and ceremonial bows, this vertical diptych invokes the iconography of innocence to veil a quiet absolution. The phrase, abbreviated in modern vernacular, refracts judgment through a lens of spiritual neutrality. Framed between feline witnesses, the viewer is simultaneously indulged and dismissed; invited to confess, then left alone with the consequences. In this gentle apocalypse, divinity wears whiskers and accountability is outsourced to the divine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47223746396399,"sku":"6791966_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692550cd166f3.jpg?v=1764053216","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/well-that-s-b-w-you-your-god-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}