{"product_id":"william-shakespeare-ace-tote-bag","title":"William Shakespeare, ACE - Tote Bag","description":"A brutal satirical lens aimed directly at the reality TV machine, where villains are not born: they’re rendered in post. This faux-Elizabethan broadside masquerades as literary homage, but its true target is Bravo’s editing bay. The typography mimics baroque respectability while concealing modern exploitation. ACE replaces Bard, rewriting legacy with lower thirds.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe true villain?\u003cbr\u003e\nThe story producer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47221447885039,"sku":"5746533_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-692418ff74f0f.jpg?v=1763973397","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/william-shakespeare-ace-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}