{"product_id":"you-most-certainly-do-not-tote-bag","title":"You Most Certainly Do Not - Tote Bag","description":"A visual fugue in tonal rejection, You Most Certainly Do Not unfolds like a performative denial symphony. The laughing figure, bathed in blues and mid-motion, functions as both muse and mirror, inviting the viewer to recall every personal overreach, every failed attempt at flirtation, every unreciprocated projection. Font hierarchy becomes dramaturgy: laughter up top, refusal in the middle, finality anchoring the base. It is not simply a no. It is a curated refusal staged across the gradient of your delusion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSay goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India","brand":"Fauxpamine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47228697313519,"sku":"5727196_10457","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/8818\/7887\/files\/eco-tote-bag-black-front-6926aa13df4a2.jpg?v=1764141606","url":"https:\/\/shop.fauxpamine.com\/products\/you-most-certainly-do-not-tote-bag","provider":"Fauxpamine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}