A Sentient Slice - Sticker

A sentient slice becomes the prophet of post-truth perseverance. With glove-clad conviction and cartoon gravitas, Petey Pepperoni delivers not a punchline, but a gospel. His wisdom, a parable of misplaced trust and imported crypto fantasies, is not to be laughed at, but revered. This is the sacred absurdity of belief without boundary. A doctrine wrapped in mozzarella. A sermon for the self-invented.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.