THE FAUXPAMINE
MANIFESTO

We were raised on screens and serotonin spikes,
scrolling for meaning in the glow of pixelated prophecy.
The world told us to detox, to disconnect, to find "balance."
But Fauxpamine rejects that lie.

We believe the internet is our collective art form.
The loudest, strangest, most honest mirror humanity has ever built.
The memes, the meltdowns, the delusions, the dopamine …
these are not symptoms of decay, they're the new mythology.

While other brands sell escape, Fauxpamine sells awareness.

We don't run from the chaos.
We aestheticize it.

This is art for the emotionally online.

For the ones who feel too much,
post too much,
think too deeply,
and laugh at the collapse because what else can you do?

Fauxpamine isn't trying to save you.

It's trying to show you that you were never broken…
just beautifully overexposed.