Nothing haunts quite like a bagel in the wild. This piece explores the ridiculous moral panic around food, self-worth, and what it means to fear “carbs” more than chaos. Your ancestors fought wolves and famine, while you’re battling brunch guilt.
Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.