Does it fit my macros? - Tote Bag

Straight from a fever dream between a CrossFit gym and a Chuck E.

Cheese menu board, Petey Pepperoni emerges as your unsolicited fitness influencer. With the motivational fervor of a coach who’s never read a science journal, this piece celebrates the absurd logic of internet bro-wisdom, where graphic design is a personality and pizza is a performance-enhancing drug. 

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India