Passive Aggresstial

 A chorus of celestial shrugs echoes through the heavens in Passive Aggresstial:  a sacred tapestry of divine reluctance and metaphysical side-eye. Here, the iconography of Western religion is reframed not with reverence, but with resignation. God is rendered not as wrathful architect, but as a beleaguered cosmic manager muttering “ffs” beneath his breath. Saints and saviors drag their sandals through the choreography of prophecy, feigning enthusiasm with each preordained act.
The halos remain, but they flicker.
 The clouds part, but only to reveal a withering glance.
 Each composition is a psalm of emotional detachment —
 a holy ghosting,
 a divine RSVP of maybe.
This is sacred text rewritten in lowercase. A sermon for the spiritually exhausted. A theology of the eye-roll.