Gurrrrrl You Are a Whole Mess - Sticker

Dorothy from Hoarders appears not as a cleanup expert, but as a modern Madonna of mess. Draped in PPE like sacred vestments, she smiles with beatific calm amid chaos. Her phrase, half rebuke, half benediction, reframes disaster as something tenderly witnessed. In Fauxpamine’s hands, she becomes a saint of second chances, an archivist of brokenness, and its most faithful custodian.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.