Chi said what - Tote Bag

Enlightenment meets late-night comedy.

This mandala-spiked visual koan takes the sacred language of inner peace and spins it into a cosmic-level dad joke. The humor is subtle but devastating, like realizing your Reiki healer has a meme page. You’re not just aligning chakras, you’re punching up.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India