If you are reading this… then you are also likely regretting most of your life choices - Sticker

In this gentle cascade of birds, clouds, and confessional typography, a soft devastation takes root. The aesthetic purity of the image—minimalist, wistful, childlike—stands in violent contrast to the private truth it delivers. The phrase is neither judgment nor jest. It is a mirror, fogged by nostalgia, held mid-scroll. Regret here is not tragic, but ambient: a low-grade hum that accompanies our most beautifully curated distractions. This is the lullaby of the self-aware spiral.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.