Oil-slick snobbery crowned in literacy trauma
Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, Last of Your Nerves. Rendered in a palette of rage and rule-following, the tyrant now trades executions for grammar corrections. This is monarchy by red pen. A royal decree that your third-grade teacher still lives rent-free in your shame cortex. The sword? Blue. The wound? Silent.
Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.