Surgeon General’s Lament - Sticker

In the typography of authority, the banal terror of parenthood is framed as a public health crisis. What appears as a sterile warning label blooms into cultural indictment: the universal stress of care reframed as pathology, the tender exhaustion of parenting declared hazardous to one’s being.

Here, the Surgeon General does not warn against smoke or drink, but against the suffocating ordinariness of responsibility itself.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.