Radiant decay wrapped in pharmaceutical optimism. Fauxpamine constructs a dystopian mascot, equal parts McDonald’s and Purdue Pharma, whose eyes track you across the frame like a sacred reliquary possessed. The floating OxyContin label functions as both halo and indictment. The trust is not earned; it is manufactured, coated in time-release glaze. The light is divine. The dosage is terminal.
Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for vivid color and smooth touch
- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting hold on flat surfaces
- Eco-solvent inks produce bright, fade-resistant colors
- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes; kiss-cut for easy peel
- Quick, bubble-free application (not waterproof); adult-only product
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.